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ONE MAN. ONE DREAM. ONE MILLION QUARTERS, IN JUST ONE MONTH.
THERE'S JUST ONE QUESTION.
“GOTTA QUARTER?”
Life is a very simple task because everybody is dead. Everyone else is dead and they all have quarters. This is something I discovered right away, that everybody has lots of quarters, and since I'm the only living person the quarters are all meant for me. I know that I'm the only one who isn't dead because I'm the only one who figured this all out. I go from Starbucks to Starbucks where the dead work and get my quarters from them. Sometimes when I go into a Starbucks the dead know right away that they have my quarter and it's all ready in their hand when I get to them. I don't look at the dead because I'm afraid of the dead. I cannot see you because you are all dead. |
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| After I'm done collecting all of my quarters from the dead I don't count them, I play with them. I go to Barnes & Noble, get a table and pile them in stacks of six and laugh at them. I laugh thinking about how dead people are and how much of a genius I am. I have full control of the dead. I have different hand signals that I use on them to control them, and make them give me quarters. Some hand signals work better than others. When I have my fingers pointed like a gun the dead give me quarters quicker than when I do the reverse middle finger. I have videos of these experiment to prove it. Watch the video below. | |